I was thinking today... why is it that people come up with conclusions from studies like this?:
"It has been proven that women eat 5x less candy when the container is sealed and put 4 feet away from them on their desks, then when it's at arm length and open."
I'm not lying here folks, I read this. And I thought to myself, I wish I had the type of job where I studied things that everyone else learns by common sense. Like:
"It's been proven that when you use your shower every day versus once a week, the shower get's dirtier."
"It's been proven that men are more likely to pee standing up than women."
I think I have found my career calling.